tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post8266274250735409097..comments2023-06-29T16:06:18.734-05:00Comments on The Weekly Jammer News: Larry The Bunny- Chapter 2 Swirlshinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-21019098446323890662018-02-01T17:28:15.670-06:002018-02-01T17:28:15.670-06:00Rachel gave me an idea
to write a generated story
...Rachel gave me an idea<br />to write a generated story<br />so I did it<br />Sarah Key looked at the fat banana in her hands and felt happy.<br /><br />She walked over to the window and reflected on her yellow surroundings. She had always loved smol Jamaa with its brief, blue banana tree. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel happy.<br /><br />Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ja 983. Ja was a bad meh with small arm and fat hair.<br /><br />Sarah gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a nice, mean, Ice Water drinker with skinny arm and big hair. Her friends saw her as a great, gorgeous good. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a colorful lost muffin.<br /><br />But not even a nice person who had once made a cup of tea for a colorful lost muffin, was prepared for what Ja had in store today.<br /><br />The sun shone like slapping cat, making Sarah tickled.<br /><br />As Sarah stepped outside and Ja came closer, she could see the energetic smile on her face.<br /><br />Ja gazed with the affection of 822 awesome unknown unicorn. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want banana."<br /><br />Sarah looked back, even more tickled and still fingering the fat banana. "Ja, jA OMG STOP TALKING ABOUT-HUSKIES," she replied.<br /><br />They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two decaying, dark dragon running at a very happy holiday, which had piano music playing in the background and two normal uncles crying to the beat.<br /><br />Sarah regarded Ja's small arm and fat hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Sarah with a delighted grin.<br /><br />Ja looked mad, her emotions blushing like a broad, black brownie.<br /><br />Then Ja came inside for a nice drink of Ice Water.<br /><br />THE END <br /><br />Thats what it came up with.. XDDDSarahkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02489448428412090529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-88315436520724883532018-02-01T17:22:23.066-06:002018-02-01T17:22:23.066-06:00THATS JUST THE BEST EVER XDDDDTHATS JUST THE BEST EVER XDDDDSarahkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02489448428412090529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-47888204737136956812018-01-31T00:59:30.998-06:002018-01-31T00:59:30.998-06:00Oml this made me explode.
no but that eyebrow thin...Oml this made me explode.<br />no but that eyebrow thing is a lie i have really disgusting bushy eyebrows that i detes.<br /><br />"two bold uncles dabbing to the beat"<br />"i want a hairy brownie"<br />"roasted, real rock"<br /><br />OK I MADE ONE TOO<br />The Crumpled Sandwich<br /><br /><br />A Short Story<br /> by Kraft<br /><br /><br />Kraft The Screaming Nerd looked at the crumpled sandwich in her hands and felt sneezy.<br /><br />She walked over to the window and reflected on her old-fashioned surroundings. She had always loved grand Beacontown with its jolly, joyous jungle. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sneezy.<br /><br />Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Cluckles the Chicken. Cluckles was a violent coward with fluffy legs and solid hands.<br /><br />Kraft gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a peculiar, optimistic, rootbeer drinker with greasy legs and blonde hands. Her friends saw her as a massive, many muppet. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a smoked baby flamingo.<br /><br />But not even a peculiar person who had once made a cup of tea for a smoked baby flamingo, was prepared for what Cluckles had in store today. <br /><br />The clouds danced like sleeping aardvarks, making Kraft surprised. <br /><br />As Kraft stepped outside and Cluckles came closer, she could see the dizzy glint in her eye.<br /><br />"I am here because I want a potato," Cluckles bellowed, in a lovable tone. She slammed her fist against Kraft's chest, with the force of 3953 rats. "I frigging love you, Kraft The Screaming Nerd."<br /><br />Kraft looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the crumpled sandwich. "Cluckles, I ate your puppy," she replied.<br /><br />They looked at each other with concerned feelings, like two low, lovely lizards bouncing at a very clumsy wedding, which had country music playing in the background and two mean uncles swimming to the beat.<br /><br />Kraft regarded Cluckles's fluffy legs and solid hands. She held out her hand. "Let's not fight," she whispered, gently.<br /><br />"Hmph," pondered Cluckles.<br /><br />"Please?" begged Kraft with puppy dog eyes.<br /><br />Cluckles looked stressed, her body blushing like a thirsty, thoughtful torch.<br /><br />Then Cluckles came inside for a nice drink of rootbeer.<br />THE END<br /><br />(Kraft X Cluckles = THE NEW OTP)<br /><br />-KraftAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-4693400431929089472018-01-31T00:38:25.088-06:002018-01-31T00:38:25.088-06:00XDDDDD
OM, THIS MADE ME LAUGH
A STORY GENERATOR DI...XDDDDD<br />OM, THIS MADE ME LAUGH<br />A STORY GENERATOR DID THAT?! XDDDDD!Swirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-69070478192037484382018-01-28T17:15:32.998-06:002018-01-28T17:15:32.998-06:00SO
I TRIED OUT A STORY GENERATOR TO SEE HOW RIDICU...SO<br />I TRIED OUT A STORY GENERATOR TO SEE HOW RIDICULOUS IT COULD GET<br />AND OMGOSH YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE<br />IT'S ABOUT SWIRL AND KRAFT<br />-ehem-<br />Title: The Bendy Toothpaste<br /><br />Swirl had always loved noodly Kraft's den with its bulbous, barbecued banana trees. It was a place where she felt fuzzy.<br /><br />She was a loud, weird, gatorade drinker with hairy eyebrows and charming elbows. Her friends saw her as a mushy, mammoth muppet. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a zany baby bird. That's the sort of girl she was.<br /><br />Swirl walked over to the window and reflected on her tall surroundings. The rain pounded like hopping donkeys.<br /><br />Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kraft. Kraft was a nonstop gamer with skinny eyebrows and spiky elbows.<br /><br />Swirl smiled. She was not prepared to see Kraft today. Her banana trees were a mess.<br /><br />As Swirl stepped outside and Kraft came closer, she could see the unpleasant smile on her face.<br /><br />Kraft gazed with the randomness of 1474 colorful cats. She yelled loudly, "I want a hairy brownie."<br /><br />Swirl looked back, even more confident and still cleaning the bendy toothpaste. "Kraft, huggle," she replied.<br /><br />They looked at each other with stressed feelings, like two fine, flaky frogs screaming at a very talkative dinner party, which had Owl City music playing in the background and two bold uncles dabbing to the beat.<br /><br />Swirl regarded Kraft's skinny eyebrows and spiky elbows. "Me too!" revealed Swirl with a delighted grin.<br /><br />Kraft looked hyper, her emotions spilling on the floor like a roasted, real rock.<br /><br />Then Kraft came inside for a nice drink of gatorade.<br /><br />THE END <br /><br />i'm really sorry<br />-rachelcatpawsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-37790394175965026692018-01-26T12:54:37.109-06:002018-01-26T12:54:37.109-06:00NOTE TO KRAFT-
i found a new musical for you. it h...NOTE TO KRAFT-<br />i found a new musical for you. it has barely any swear words, except for a couple which actually add to the plot and aren't really swears, it's about history, it will rip your heart out, you will cry, the end is beautiful yes yes <br />it's called...<br />NATASHA, PIERRE AND THE GREAT COMET OF 1812. (broadway or original cast i don't really care but original cast has Pippa Soo in it and the broadway cast has better music and the actors are just as talented)<br />k thanks bye<br />-rachelcatpawsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-561334813181852112018-01-26T12:51:44.337-06:002018-01-26T12:51:44.337-06:00um yes
i applaud you
-clap clap-
beautiful, flawle...um yes<br />i applaud you<br />-clap clap-<br />beautiful, flawless work <br />-rachelcatpawsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-61606647447596095882018-01-23T00:29:14.647-06:002018-01-23T00:29:14.647-06:00WOW
XDD
THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL
AND EXACTLY MY REACTIO...WOW<br />XDD<br />THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL<br />AND EXACTLY MY REACTION TO THAT MEME SOMETIMES<br />XDDD!Swirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-41946705149117537452018-01-22T16:58:28.870-06:002018-01-22T16:58:28.870-06:00Kraft
WAKE UP KRAFT
*a ghost spits on my face*
*sc...Kraft<br />WAKE UP KRAFT<br />*a ghost spits on my face*<br />*screeches*<br /><br />Ok GOOD MOR.. actually it's 10:40 at night GOOD NIGHT<br /><br />KRAFT HAS ANNOUNCEMENT <br /><br />JAMAASIAN HIGH... IS RETURNING.<br /><br />BETTER THAN EVER.<br /><br />BUT BECAUSE NOBODY READS THE AJFF, I'M GOING TO ANNOYINGLY COMMENT IT DOWN HERE.<br /><br /><br />in which knuckles invades the school<br />BASED ON TRUE EVENT<br /><br />"WOWZEREE!" Kraft screeched, turning off Netflix and dropping a bowl of cheezits."TIME FOR SCHOOL!" She hesitated, "no. School isn't happy! I cant be happy to go to school!" Quickly changing her music to be all sad nd stuff, Kraft kicked open her front door. It was raining. She screeched again. There was something fat and red laying on her doorstep. It was a Knuckles. <br />"DO YOU KNO DE WHEY TO TEH PORTAL?" it asked. Kraft ran to school completely ignoring the horror. <br /><br />"SO KIDS TODAY IN DRAMA CLASS-"<br />"DO YOU KNO DE WHEY?" Screamed RachelCatPaws<br />"THE WAY TO WHAT?" Kraft screamed back.<br />"THE QUEEN CHEEZIT!"<br />"but I'm the queen cheezit!" Kraft cried.<br />"oh"<br /><br />Later, in Food Tech, a mild explosion happened.<br />"MY COOKIES!" Kraft said sadly as they all burned.<br />"Kraft you set the classroom on fire..." Naffy said slowly before realising what was happening.<br />"IT'S ON FIRE! EVERYONE RUN!" and ao everyone ran.<br />"DO YOU KNOW DE WHEY OUT?" Asked a student.<br />"NO!" Kraft threw her burnt cookies at their face before jumping out the window. The student was rescued by a fireman.<br /><br />As they sat down to eat, Kraft noticed something strange about the other bloggers.<br />"guys... Are you o-"<br />"DO YOU KNOW TEH-"<br />Kraft jumped and stood on the table.<br />"THE WHEY TO WHAT????"<br />"the portal"<br />"UGH YOU COULD HAVE ASKED!" Kraft moaned like a stroppy teenager, throwing the Magical Amulet and Enchanted Thingymabob onto the table and proceeding to take a long nap.<br /><br />The end<br /><br />WOW WASNT THAT MEMEALICIOUS<br /><br />*stock clap sound effect*<br /><br />Ok bye<br /><br />-the one and only screaming nerd herself, KRAFTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-74972888462819242112018-01-20T22:56:16.028-06:002018-01-20T22:56:16.028-06:00Oooh, XD!
I could give you a copy of the Gatorade ...Oooh, XD!<br />I could give you a copy of the Gatorade Island Masterpiece, and the Bold Banana one, if I still have it in my files!Swirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-19931485609722580182018-01-20T14:39:13.133-06:002018-01-20T14:39:13.133-06:00Swirl, I broke.
I'm starting a meme gallery.
N...Swirl, I broke.<br />I'm starting a meme gallery.<br />Not a joke. Long-term project. Committing to it, unlike some of my stories.<br />I need a wall of "AJ Memes & Inside Memes" and I need bold bananas, gatorade island, smilys, cheezits, and other memes for it. <br />ANYONE CAN CONTRIBUTE. I will have a MP listing the people who have contributed.<br />This is our project!<br />Kraft and I are the co-founders of Memeseum (cuz memes... and museum... meme museum put together? no? hahah), and we'd love some help.<br />EMBRACE THE MEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES<br />-rachelcatpaws<br />oofAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-81467259299978149762018-01-19T23:06:39.946-06:002018-01-19T23:06:39.946-06:00XD! Aw, thanks Lost! That means a lot! ;)XD! Aw, thanks Lost! That means a lot! ;)Swirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-79128520306869703442018-01-19T21:41:20.410-06:002018-01-19T21:41:20.410-06:00OHHHHH THIS STORY.
THIS STORY IS GETTIN GOOD!!!!!...OHHHHH THIS STORY.<br /><br />THIS STORY IS GETTIN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD<br /><br />AHHH I CAN HONESTLY NOT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. <br /><br />LARRY GOING TO SCHOOL SOUNDS AMAZING TO ME. XD<br /><br />Swirl, I know I’ve said it before but I’m saying it again! Your writing is amazing!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^Lostfairyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09173410322026284861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-33901182037287364562018-01-19T00:30:58.632-06:002018-01-19T00:30:58.632-06:00Sure- you could totally do that if you feel like i...Sure- you could totally do that if you feel like it! :DSwirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-14425254904457423052018-01-18T12:26:48.807-06:002018-01-18T12:26:48.807-06:00should i make jamaasian elementary?
i'd give m...should i make jamaasian elementary?<br />i'd give me something to do with my blog. <br />and it'd be fun and total chaos.<br />-rachelcatpawsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-55751771669877461632018-01-14T18:36:22.164-06:002018-01-14T18:36:22.164-06:00DUN DUN DUNNN
XDDDUN DUN DUNNN<br />XDDSwirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-12907964494195301302018-01-14T18:35:51.707-06:002018-01-14T18:35:51.707-06:00XDDD, yeah, Henry's not the brightest, is he? ...XDDD, yeah, Henry's not the brightest, is he? XDD!<br /><br />XD! <br />Has someone made Jamaasian Elementary yet?<br />I can't remember, XD!<br />And ty Sarah! :DSwirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-53647253584137049132018-01-14T18:33:59.881-06:002018-01-14T18:33:59.881-06:00XDD, yeah!XDD, yeah!Swirlshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17530826415352215780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-36828715183149697812018-01-14T15:15:45.901-06:002018-01-14T15:15:45.901-06:00Cora's eyes were flaming. "You've let...Cora's eyes were flaming. "You've let him- no, her- go her whole life thinking she was a boy! You said that night that she definitely was a boy!"<br />"Well... I said I think", Henry pointed out quietly. <br /><br />"Well... I said I think" BEST LINE EVER XDDD<br />Jamaasian Elementary...<br />*grabs notebook*<br />This will be great.<br />XDDD<br />I lovvvvvvveeeeeee the story Swirl!!!<br />:DDSarahkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02489448428412090529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-42566898674356404252018-01-14T10:37:08.798-06:002018-01-14T10:37:08.798-06:00XD this was AH MAZING O
AND BOY WAS CORA MAD
POOR ...XD this was AH MAZING O<br />AND BOY WAS CORA MAD<br />POOR LARRYReallycutebunnygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13415610653565318083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756707329892504949.post-16892674274024949952018-01-14T07:36:59.674-06:002018-01-14T07:36:59.674-06:00Ooooooooh. Plot twistXD Ooooooooh. Plot twistXD Violet AJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17526772410036407084noreply@blogger.com