The Weirdest Visit To Sarepia EVER.

Me: Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi-

You Guys: SWIRL!

Me: Yeeeeeesssss?

You Guys: Why on earth are you so hyper?

Me: I'M NOT HYPER!!! *Bounces off walls*

You Guys: Yeah, pretty sure you are.

Me: Oh... yeah, I guess.

You Guys: So... why?

Me: Um... uh... ummmmmm... I dunno.

You Guys: *Facepalm*

Now wasn't that better than a boring old "hello" intro? 

Don't answer that question.

Anyways, I have returned, and I AM hyper... on the inside... and I have no idea why.

I would say it's because I'm finally proud of Chapter 21 of JM... but I'm not even sure if that's the complete reason.

Oh well! :P

Okay, so, if you read the title, you should know what this post is about.

Yep. The weirdest Sarepia Forest visit E-V-E-R.

Now, some of you may be thinking, "Swirl, we've all seen plenty of weird stuff happen in that forest. I doubt your visit was the absolute weirdest!"

That's where you are wrong.

Okay so probably none of you said that, but it's... um... *Can't say expression because it's not technically one*

Uh... I dunno. It's just an intro thingy.

Okay, so, yesterday, I went to Aldan (don't judge me, I don't normally go there), and, since I accidentally went into Jam Mart Clothing and couldn't get back into the Township (Aldan struggles), I decided to go to Sarepia Forest.

I actually didn't expect people to be there, since the last few times I've visited Sarepia, it's been completely empty.

Guess that was just because of how late it was or something, though. Because this time, it was PACKED.

And man, you wouldn't believe how many times I cracked up in the short time I was there.

To prove how hilariously chaotic and random it was there, I took a bazillion screenshots for you guys. YAAAAAAAAAAYYY! l:1

*WARNING: If you hate long posts... uh... don't read this.

 I love how they made 0, 014 a number. I know they probably were just using the comma as a period, but I still find it pretty funny that they they ate something in zero-thousand, zero-hundred and 14 seconds!

 That's an... interesting way to play a drum.
It might work, actually.
I'm gonna try.
*Bangs head down on a drum*
OWWWWWWW!!! OKAY NEVER MIND!!!

 #1. Coyote band? What on earth is that?
Unless...
*Looks it up*
Oh. Okay, so a group of coyotes CAN be called a band.
Ignore #1.

#2. First off, if you're being so "silent", why are you narrating it?
And second, don't you normally keep "creatures" away by making some loud noise to scare them off or something?

 #1. Yes. Yes they do.

#2. Er... a... rock... buddied you?
These people were pretending someone was a rock, I think. Not for a minute or two, though. THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE.

 Yeah, sure, why not? Now, when someone asks you that question, just eat a rock. Man, Aldaners are so smart! l:1

 O.. kay...

 Okay, I found this typo (at least, I think it was a typo) to be pretty hilarious! She's apparently eating the squirrel... while she's eating it?
Or does it mean that she ate the squirrel, and the squirrel was eating something before she ate it?
The world may never know.

 Why? I wonder that myself.

 I. Love. This. "Epic goat screaming'... XDD!

 Oh YEAH!
*Begins playing electric guitar very loudly*
Wait, I can't play electric guitar...
*Puts on electric guitar music*

 I don't know why, but the fact that she had to justify that she was looking into the fire's flames was really funny to me.
Pretty sure we all know fires have flames.

 No you don't! I CALLS BANJO!!!!!
*Shoves person out of the way and grabs banjo*

 #1. Um... yeah... I guess it is...

#2. XDD, YESSSS!!!
JUST... YEESSSSSSSS!!!!! XDDDDDDD!

 This person felt the need to point out that they just... er... "glitched".

 #1. ARE THEY THOUGH?

#2. O.O
Good for you?

 Okay... I know that this was probably a very practical roleplayer thing to do, but... what kind of person just grabs someone and runs?

 #1. See, everyone? This poor, lonely girl needs a friend!

#2. I'm sorry about that.

 Yes. Yes you do. *Walks away*
*Comes back 2 seconds later*
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND WITH NO FRIENDS!!!

 *Claps* well, good for you!

 Oh. Um... okay then.

 I'm wondering if these are song lyrics, and they probably are, but I love this comment anyway! XD!

 #1. I think this was one of the comments I cracked up at the most!
". Inhales kazoo . "
Why... I... but... how...?
*Facepalms while cracking up*

#2. I don't know, but I want one!

 How exactly do you "like"/lick the INSIDE of a nose?

 And NOW she's "liking"/licking someone... with thin plastic?

 This bunny stood there, motionless, silent, for, like, half the time I was there.
When she finally did speak, she said this. ↑
*Facepalms*
This is going to make a very odd, powerplay-y, and magical creature-y roleplay.

 Ohhh man, I just LOVE this!
Apparently, this person's "mask mark" is trying to speak to someone. Literally.

 #1. I'm sorry to say this... but... no one does that to a rock, my friend.

#2. I...
Um...
...Okay...

 Ah, yes. This is how you properly die in a roleplay. Totally how.
I get the feeling that this person just REALLY wanted to be done roleplaying and leave.

 THIS. IS. MY. FAVORITE. ONE.

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE TO SAY!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

 #1. Okay... random. Also, what does a "robotic cough" sound like?

#2. Someone... looks... like Halloween?
I think I know what they were trying to say, but I find how they worded it hilarious!

"--cries with non existant eyeballs--"

 2nd favorite! I believe it's by the same person who claimed he/she had "no eyes, mouth, or nose"
Also, "throws them in fire".
And THAT, my friends, is how you deal with your problems.

 #1. Er... corrupted jasper?

#2. Okay, this is definitely tied with my 2nd favorite!

😂😂😂😂😂

 O.O

 #1. YAY, ROCK TOPPINGS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Do you see how obsessive these people are over rocks now? Told you.

#2. Erm... why is identifying a cow intelligent?

 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 Why would you burn something like that!? And then throw it!?

 I didn't catch this person's entire comment, but I saw this at the top of the recent chat list.

 But... you just said it was a coyote...

 *Cracks up again*
OH BOY, WILL I HAVE FUN ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY CONSTANTLY SAYING THIS!!!

 Ah, yes, this is from the "rolls into it like a burrito" person. Because of her love of burritos, and because I respect that, I tried to buddy her, but I think it said her list was full or she couldn't or something.
I would've liked a burrito buddy... *sigh*

 What's a "bos"?

 There is so much going on here, I... just... oh gosh.

I love how that person just decided to "end all people" as they each did their own roleplays. That seems very logical. l:1

Audits.

*Facepalms once more*

Sometimes I really hate Warriors roleplayers.

So, basically, I walked into a very weird room. VERY weird. I was literally only in there for, like, 7 minutes, and I took all these screenshots.

Anyways, thank you guys so much for reading this post (if you made it this far)! I will see you tomorrow for a new chapter of JM! As always, remember to party hard, be kind, and, of course, JAM ON!!!