You Guys: SWIRL!
You Guys: Why on earth are you so hyper?
Me: I'M NOT HYPER!!! *Bounces off walls*
You Guys: Yeah, pretty sure you are.
Me: Oh... yeah, I guess.
You Guys: So... why?
Me: Um... uh... ummmmmm... I dunno.
You Guys: *Facepalm*
Now wasn't that better than a boring old "hello" intro?
Don't answer that question.
Anyways, I have returned, and I AM hyper... on the inside... and I have no idea why.
I would say it's because I'm finally proud of Chapter 21 of JM... but I'm not even sure if that's the complete reason.
Oh well! :P
Okay, so, if you read the title, you should know what this post is about.
Yep. The weirdest Sarepia Forest visit E-V-E-R.
Now, some of you may be thinking, "Swirl, we've all seen plenty of weird stuff happen in that forest. I doubt your visit was the absolute weirdest!"
That's where you are wrong.
Okay so probably none of you said that, but it's... um... *Can't say expression because it's not technically one*
Uh... I dunno. It's just an intro thingy.
Okay, so, yesterday, I went to Aldan (don't judge me, I don't normally go there), and, since I accidentally went into Jam Mart Clothing and couldn't get back into the Township (Aldan struggles), I decided to go to Sarepia Forest.
I actually didn't expect people to be there, since the last few times I've visited Sarepia, it's been completely empty.
Guess that was just because of how late it was or something, though. Because this time, it was PACKED.
And man, you wouldn't believe how many times I cracked up in the short time I was there.
To prove how hilariously chaotic and random it was there, I took a bazillion screenshots for you guys. YAAAAAAAAAAYYY! l:1
*WARNING: If you hate long posts... uh... don't read this.
It might work, actually.
I'm gonna try.
*Bangs head down on a drum*
OWWWWWWW!!! OKAY NEVER MIND!!!
*Looks it up*
Oh. Okay, so a group of coyotes CAN be called a band.
#2. First off, if you're being so "silent", why are you narrating it?
And second, don't you normally keep "creatures" away by making some loud noise to scare them off or something?
#2. Er... a... rock... buddied you?
These people were pretending someone was a rock, I think. Not for a minute or two, though. THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE.
Or does it mean that she ate the squirrel, and the squirrel was eating something before she ate it?
The world may never know.
*Begins playing electric guitar very loudly*
Wait, I can't play electric guitar...
*Puts on electric guitar music*
Pretty sure we all know fires have flames.
*Shoves person out of the way and grabs banjo*
#2. XDD, YESSSS!!!
JUST... YEESSSSSSSS!!!!! XDDDDDDD!
Good for you?
#2. I'm sorry about that.
*Comes back 2 seconds later*
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND WITH NO FRIENDS!!!
". Inhales kazoo . "
Why... I... but... how...?
*Facepalms while cracking up*
#2. I don't know, but I want one!
When she finally did speak, she said this. ↑
This is going to make a very odd, powerplay-y, and magical creature-y roleplay.
Apparently, this person's "mask mark" is trying to speak to someone. Literally.
I get the feeling that this person just REALLY wanted to be done roleplaying and leave.
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE TO SAY!!!
#2. Someone... looks... like Halloween?
I think I know what they were trying to say, but I find how they worded it hilarious!
"--cries with non existant eyeballs--"2nd favorite! I believe it's by the same person who claimed he/she had "no eyes, mouth, or nose"
Also, "throws them in fire".
And THAT, my friends, is how you deal with your problems.
#2. Okay, this is definitely tied with my 2nd favorite!
Do you see how obsessive these people are over rocks now? Told you.
#2. Erm... why is identifying a cow intelligent?
OH BOY, WILL I HAVE FUN ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY CONSTANTLY SAYING THIS!!!
I would've liked a burrito buddy... *sigh*
I love how that person just decided to "end all people" as they each did their own roleplays. That seems very logical. l:1
*Facepalms once more*
Sometimes I really hate Warriors roleplayers.
So, basically, I walked into a very weird room. VERY weird. I was literally only in there for, like, 7 minutes, and I took all these screenshots.
Anyways, thank you guys so much for reading this post (if you made it this far)! I will see you tomorrow for a new chapter of JM! As always, remember to party hard, be kind, and, of course, JAM ON!!!