You Guys: OH MY GOSH SWIRL IS THAT YOU?!
Me: Er... yeah?
You Guys: YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN FOREVER- WE BARELY RECOGNIZED YOU!!!
Me: Yeah, about that-
You Guys: NO
Me: What?
You Guys: NO EXCUSES
Me: But I-
You Guys *Shoves computer closer to me* JUST WRITE THE POST RIGHT NOW.
Me: ...Okay?
XD- welp, now you guys KNOW I'm back, thanks to that traditional intro!
Anywho, before we get started, I just want to say, I am VERY sorry for being quiet in the community lately, and on this blog! I've been wanting to post, but I really haven't been feeling the best this week.
Well, okay, on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, I didn't feel good. My excuse for Thursday is that I just really wasn't in the mood, and I figured I didn't have enough time on the computer to make one anyway.
But oh boy, have I got some weird pictures to show you today! XD!
Anyways, let's get started before this intro gets super long and boring... XDD!
Today, I'm gonna be finally showing some pictures I've been storing of odd things in AJ that I've noticed, or things I saw someone say, so get comfortable, because I find some VERY odd people and design-things! XD!
I believe you, Elm Daisybrave, also have the Bad Grammar, though. XD!
EVERY
SINGLE PARTY
IS EITHER THE NEW YEAR'S PARTY
OR A PET PARTY
MY GOODNESS, AJHQ- THAT'S GONNA GET BORING!
I remember! That non-member wolf and the snow leopard were arguing about something when I spawned into the Township, and then they started insulting each other's outfit.
Yeah... it was odd.
But I find this funny because #1. It's a really bad insult, and #2. Apparently she's gonna be "blend". XDD!
Just...
Don't ask. I don't know the answer.
AM I THE ONLY ONE
WHO FINDS IT REALLY ANNOYING
THAT THE ANIMAL GRAPHICS ON THIS
ARE WAY TOO HUGE?!
I mean, just look at that deer by the Diamond Shop! It can't even fit through that tiny doorway!
Like, okay, I get they just did that so you could see them better... but it really annoys me.
Idk, I have an odd mind. XD!
Also... uh... Club Geoz is still there in this picture. Guess it's not very updated, XD!
Aaaand another person is talking about private property stuff.
*Shrugs* I don't know. XD!
Ah, yes, the glorious sport of can-kicking is truly delightful indeed. *Nods*
XD! In all honestly, though, I, uh, have no idea why someone would randomly decide to say THIS, of all things.
*Shakes head* How do I find such people?
XDD!
Sorry, I'm just imagining that person saying that in a very odd way. XDD!
But om, this is pretty funny, and it makes no sense at all. XDDD!
HEROES IN THE DAAAARKEST TIMES
WHEN THERE IIIS-
Oops, sorry, I'm, uh, listening to a song. XD!
Anyways, look who's back! It's Time Travel Bella, from... uh... a long-ish time ago!
But um... yeah! There's Time Travel Bella, from my cringey days as a...
Oh my gosh.
I was THAT cringey at 13?!
*Sighs* I apologize. That is not okay.
Don't look at my old posts, guys. Save your eyes.
XDD!
But anyways, Bella up there is... uh... odd. I don't think you want to be friends with EVERYONE, Bella. O.O
Aaand would you look at that! We've reached the end of the post! XD!
I hope you all enjoyed these random pictures, hehe! Sorry again for being so inactive!
Until next time, remember to party hard, be kind, and jam on, everyone!!
PEACE
LOVE
NINJAAAAAAAS! ;)
Swirl it's ok-
ReplyDeleteTimeline of Cringy Kraft
Age 10- creates a planet called "Waffle". The leader is a waffle fuzzle God, who blesses every fuzzy chicken with waffles every morning. There exists table fuzzle, fuzzle fuzzle, robot fuzzle and more
Age 11- creates AJ adventures aka the worst thing I ever made.
Age 12- discovers fanfictions and shipping. Strongly ships two Minecraft story mode characters
Age 13- Hunger games obsession. Strongly ships Katniss and Peeta. Reads and writes fanfic every day.
Age 14 (aka now) - ships two mcsm characters still and likes to scream loudly all the time.
Evolution of Kraft.
I was.. Am such a weirdo..
And that's why I'm soooo amazing!!! *bows and falls off stage, landing fave first into a pile of mouldy bananas*
hey so
New chapter of JH
--
In which Kraft becomes brainwashed into brutally forcing the entire school to think she's a space princess
inspired by my recent Voltron LD obsession.
Kraft was dealing with a minor case of Fangirl Syndrome. She was laying on bed bed, upside down, defying gravity.
"I DON'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL MARCH FOR SEASON FIVE! I HAVE JABS NEXT WEEK! I NEED TO KNOW IF-" Kraft was cut off as a hypnotic aardvark floated down from space. It started to hypnotise Kraft.
One hour later she came downstairs in her portal armour.
Ociee Ocelot looked at her confused.
"Ociee, I'm going on a mission!" She screeched, jumping out the window. She ran to school slowly.
"HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT?"
"what"
"I HAVE A DESTINY TO ACCOMPLISH!" Kraft fastened her goggles and pulled a Cheezit Grenade from her pocket.
"This school looks like it could be an evil empire!" Kraft gasped, throwing the grenade at a teacher. It exploded,and the teachers eyes turned red.
"HOW DARE YE MESS WITH THE UNIVERSE!"
Kraft suddenly had anime eyes. A dramatic anime transition was unfolding! Everyone else gasped as Kraft launched herself at Mrs Eggroll, drawing her sword. Mrs Eggroll screamed and ran.
An assembly was unfolding in the hall as the students were warned of Kraft's mad rampage.
"there must be something we can do?" Asked Clark to the students.
"NO." Kraft landed on the stage with a jetpack she's found... Somewhere.
Clark screamed in fear and threw a violin at her head. Kraft became unconscious for a few seconds, then woke up,confused.
"You were under the control of a Mind Aardvark! They come from the depths of the nether whenever someone starts to freak our over something like you did!"
Kraft rubbed her head.
To be continued...
Up next-
The great Mind Aardvark war!
-Kraft
beautiful
Deletei'm younger than you but here's a timeline:
Age 10- obsessed with Minecraft and Harry Potter and doesn't have a lot of friends, also trying to become the stereotypical awkward squealing smol obedient good student girl
Age 11- scared to make inappropriate jokes, rolls eyes at everyone, obsessed with a boy even though he pushed me over after i poured water down his shirt (don't ask), discovers Hamilton and becomes obsessed, is obsessed with ~doom~, discovers fanfiction and only reads fluff
Age 12- actively hates HP ships, has existential crises weekly, actively makes inappropriate jokes, discovers Broadway musicals, screams the musicals, discovers MBTI, reads every fanfiction
Age 13 (now)- doesn't care at this point, tries to read more, gets C's in science class, listens to musicals about tap dancing eggs, actively despises MBTI, needs to get out more
people actually hate me, they think i'm weird
or they think i have a big ego
both are true
it's weird cuz i have an ego that inflates like a balloon and then pops sadly and falls into the sewer
welp there
-rachelcatpaws
A post, yay!
ReplyDeleteOml these Jammers, are very interesting.... XD
Yeahhhh, they certainly are... XDDD!
Deletei came as soon as i heard
ReplyDeleteyes the great swirl posts again
i also have the boredom
and the stressed
because i need to do my homework but instead i'm listening to a song from a musical about hating Shakespeare
yes it exists and it's beautiful
i should probably do my english homework
but i hate Shakespeare
we're not even learning about Shakespeare
by the way, the "life is a lie, just like cake" thing is from this video game called Portal, except a lot of people who don't play Portal know what companion cubes are and the reference of the lie of the cake
also spicy memes are spicy memes
every time i hear about eggs now i remember the musical i'm listening to about hating Shakespeare because the main character in it tries to make a musical about turning eggs into an omlette and i watched the bootleg of it and there's tap dancing eggs and it's set in the sixteenth century and i love it
i think "blend" in that picture means "throw up the contents of last night's Chinese" but alright
o h y e a h m r k r a b s
ok i'll stop now
i'm really bored
i should go do my homework and my late history project
okay bye
gosh i hate shakespeare
-rachelcatpaws
Wow AJhQ.. You really were excited for New Years weren't you?...
ReplyDeleteXDD
XDD, yeah, apparently so!
DeleteOk so
ReplyDeleteRemember wheat fields and cows??"
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR
I drank a can of pondwater
*it's a slow song*
oh I sat on a river bank
Waiting for a fish called frank
He would always wait for me
But today, he wasn't there
Frank was carried away
By a magical flamingo named Steve
And dropped in a giant volcano
Ohhhh noooo
So sad was I so I lifted my glass
And filled it with water
And drank it
It was yummier than I expected
It tasted of ponds and frogs
When a tractor suddenly fell in the lake
I helped the poor fella out
But he was turning into a frog...
So I ran.
Rip original cow fella 2k16-2k18- cause of death=frog
What am I
-kraft
*Stands up and applauds loudly*
DeleteIT'S
IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL
YAY, I LOVE THESE POSTSSSSSSS!!!!! XD
ReplyDelete1. OM, I SOMETIMES HAVE THE BOREDOM TOO!!!!! XD Is it like a sickness? Do I catch it from other people having the boredom too? Is it in the air? Is WICKED looking for a Cure for the boredom?
What am I even doing. XD
2. THAT IS THE WORST PARTY LIST EVER. XD
Actually, that's hilarious. XD AJHQ must have caught the boredom too.
IT'S SPREADING, AHHHHHHH!!!
*moans and grabs head* My head my head my head my head....
O goodness. XD
3. OM
THAT IS HILARIOUS TO ME
WHYYYYYYYYY XDDDDD
"Sweetheart, how does blending look like?"
Shoot. I thought of a blender. And that is not a pretty picture. o.o
4. DROOPY EGGS, WHATTTT? XD
CAW CAW (the raven is y- I MEAN WHY, LOOKIE THERE, THERE'S A CROW OR RAVEN OR ERM, SOMETHING. *leans against wall awkwardly and laughs oddly*)
LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEEE JUST LIKE CAKE!!!!
*looks up from eating cake and says with mouth full* What, THIS CAKE IS A LIE?! *stares disbelievingly at cake and slowly spits out cake*
WHAT AM I DOING NOW. XD
5. OH MY GOODNESS
MUTANT HUGE ANIMALS COMING SOON TO THE DIAMOND SHOP NEAR YOU.
XD
*stares* That lynx... is as big as Club Geoz... XD
6. OKAY, SO WHAT I SEE:
IN AMERICA, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ATTACK SANTA WHEN HE COMES TO BRING YOU GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS BECAUSE HE GOES ONTO YOUR PROPERTY.
There ya go, cleared that up. XD
7. *kicks random can and laughs like a maniac* SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNN!!!! *kicks crazily and accidently kicks Mocha* OM I AM SO SORRY MOCHY!!!!! XD I have actually kicked her before... Many times... BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT. XD
8. OM. XD I kinda get what they mean by falling out of a beanbag. Like, maybe they accidently slipped down and almost slipped off the beanbag? XD I don't know, it's happened to me. XD
ACK, DON'T END MEEEEEE!!! XD
BUT. IT'S SUPER TIMING!!!!!!! *smiles creepily*
9. It looks like your lemur wants to karate chop someone. XD
LEMURS ARE NINJAS, CONFIRMED. XD
10. *laughs forever* I'm imaging them saying it weirdly too. XDDD OM!! *wipes tears*
11. OH MY!! O.O That is an odd glitch. XD It makes the leaves look a bit blocky. XD
12. Um, how does a kitten biting someone's nose have to do with this random list: hair, crying memes, chicken wings, more crying, more memes but these ones are spicy, spiciness, and snazziness.
Here's how I see it:
Sparkle: OW, MY KITTEN BIT MY NOSE!
Artistic: Your hair?
Sparkle: NO, I SAID MY NOSE!
Master: *sobs and blubbers* No-o-o-o-o!!!! You're hair-r-r-r-r was so *SNIFF* pret-t-ty!
Sparkle: What?! No, my NOSE gotten bitten, not my hair! Why do you think that?!
Artistic: *looks at phone* Look at these memes, Sparkle! It'll make you forget your hair is wrecked!
Colonel: *walks by, eating chicken wings and getting sauce all over their mouth* Yum, chicken wings. *walks away*
Sparkle: Whuhhh?
Artistic: *looks at phone desperately* Um, look at these spicy memes!!! They are so SPICY!
Colonel: *pokes head out from behind a wall* SNAZZY!!!
What have I created. XD
13-14. OM, TIME TRAVEL? XDDDD Maybe so she can go around the world, giving letters to everyone and then turn back time so she can give them all on Valentine's? Wait... but then by going back in time, she'd erase giving letters to some people... hmm...
I watch The Flash too much. XD
AWESOME POST, SORRY FOR THIS MONSTEROUS HYPER COMMENT, AND BYEEEEE!!!! XD
YAAAY, I LOVE DOING THEM!! XD!
DeletePrepare yourself- it's gonna be a long reply, XDD!
1. Yes yes, so do I, XD!
And OM
WICKED IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?! XDD!
2. XDDDDD, oh man, I'm laughing so hard at the Maze Runner references in this, XD!
WAIT
WHAT IF I CATCH IT
WHAT IF I CATCH THE BOREDOM AGAIN LOST
I'M. NOT. IMMUNE.
(Now whenever I'm bored I'm gonna be imagining this part of the comment, XDD!)
3. XDDD, OH NOOO, WHAT IMAGE HAVE YOU PLANTED IN MY MINDDDD?!
(The word blending first made me think of blending stuff in art actually. I have too much time in art class. XDD!)
4. XD, I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO FINISH THAT SENTENCE.
THE RAVEN IS YOU.
I KNOW THAT LINE FOR SOME REASON ALREADY, XDD!
*Cracks up* "LIFE IS A LIE JUST LIKE CAKE!" XDDDDD!
5. Om, that made me laugh- I need to make that, XDD!
One day you're just gonna check on here and the first picture you'll see (shush my header doesn't count XD) will be a picture of the inside of the Diamond SHop with a graphic of a SUPER SUPER ENLARGED animal taking up almost the whole screen. XDDDD!
6. YES
ABSOLUTELY
THAT'S DEFINITELY HOW AMERICA WORKS. *Nods*
I BET YOU TOOOTALLY WANNA COME TO VISIT ME DURING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON NOW!
XDDD!
7. CAN KICKING- THE NATIONAL SPORT OF THE... UM...
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S JUST A POPULAR SPORT. XDD!
*Imagines the whole thing* OM IF I SAW THAT IRL I WOULDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD FOCUS ON FEELING BAD FOR MOCHA OR LAUGHING SUPER HARD AT YOUR OUTSTANDING CAN-KICKING SKILLS. XDDDD!
8. XDDD, but beanbags aren't slipperyyyy!!
XD, okay, jk, I get what you mean XD!
*Stares warily at you smiling creepily* Whaaaaat are you plottiiinggg?
XDD!
9. (HA, not too bad a length so far!)
OM THEY ARE
BUT SHEEP ARE TOO
BECAUSE NINJA SHEEP
Are ALL AJ ANIMALS ninjas?!
*Waves hands around in a magical-looking gesture, except it's really awkward-looking bc it's me and also because I'm trying. XDDD!)
Theeeeoooriieeesss! XD!
10. XDDDDD!
11. XD, yeah- and it just looks kinda messily-done on some parts.
12. XDDDDD, GOODNESS, THAT'S A CREATIVE STORY!! OR UH WHATEVER IT IS XD.
I SHALL GIVE IT AN AWARD! Uhm... just gimmie a sec to make one...
*Finally hands award made out of a cereal box painted gold*
There! XD!
13-14. XDDD!
Bella needs to rethink her idea... XD!
XDD, HEY, NO PROBLEM- I PERSONALLY LOVED REPLYING TO THIS, AND YOU MADE ME CRACK UP A BUNCH OF TIMES!! XD!
(P.S. Whenever you feel like your comment may be too long... remember my 3-part one.
Any other time... shhhhh, it never happened... XD!)
oK so I had this idea for an art collab.
ReplyDeleteMake a masterpiece of your animal in front of a portal (not THE blogger portal). Make the ground stone, and the wall either side of the ports decorated to your liking. When done, send it to me. I'll be putting them all in a row in one of my dens.
Ideas
•Instead of your character wearing standard AJ items, perhaps they've just been to a fictional universe you like. Maybe they're wearing a cosplay, or some kind of armour (travelling those unidentified portals can be scary!)
•Instead of just sitting in front of the portal, maybe your animal is just coming out, or is collapsed on the floor out of tiredness. Maybe they're interacting with whoever just came out of the portal next to them!
Like all the other collabs I try to start, this will probably flop, so please repost this! It'd be awesome to have everyone(or at least those who enjoy drawing) to take part!
-Kraft