Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Kraft's Work Of Art That Really Does Deserve To Be Famoose
Wheat Fields And Cows Song-by Kraft
I was pretty late out
Because I'm a rebelll
AND THEN I SAW A WHEAT FIELDDDD
SO I DROVE MY TRUCK
ACCIDENTLY HITTING A COWWW
AND ATE ALL THE WHEAT
OHHH WHEAT FIELDS AND COWSSS
A SIMPLE
HOUSE
AND MOMMA MAKING FRIED CHICKENNNNN
AND TACKY SHRITTTTS
AND POTATOESSSSS
ITS THE SONG OF WHEAT FIELDS AND COWS
LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A HOT FROG
SITTIN ON A RUSTY BEERCAN
IT REMINDED MYSELF OF MY CHILDREN
AND A SHELF FULL OF OLD THINGS
AND PRETTY LIT BONFIRES
OHHH WHEAT FIELDS AND COWWWSSSS
A SIMPLE HOUSE
AND MOMMA MAKIN FRIED CHICKENNNNN
AND TACKY SHRIRTS
AND POTATOES
THIS IS THE SONG OF WHEAT FIELDS AND COWSSS
I'm sorry, Kraft. It needed to be done. It's too good! *Starts cracking up again*
BTW, love the spelling of shirts in there, XD!
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Oh dangit
ReplyDeleteEveryone give me blah logs and I might make you a song too!!1!1!1
-RAFT
OOOH I NEEDS A SONG GIMMIE!!!!!
DeleteMy song would be a failure because that's my life for you.
XDD
Just kidding! It's only half of my life. XDDDDD
I'm gonna make a cover
ReplyDeleteOM YES PLEASE
Delete#WFAC needs recognition in the country industry
XDDDD YES!!!
Deletepretty good but one thing it doesn't rhyme
ReplyDeleteThat's the beauty of it! See, it's unique-er! XDD
DeleteThis is beautiful .slow clap.
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
DeleteLol! *starts singing it*
ReplyDeleteI was pretty late out
Because I'm a rebelll
AND THEN I SAW A WHEAT FIELDDDD
SO I DROVE MY TRUCK
ACCIDENTLY HITTING A COWWW
AND ATE ALL THE WHEAT
OHHH WHEAT FIELDS AND COWSSS
A SIMPLE
HOUSE
AND MOMMA MAKING FRIED CHICKENNNNN
AND TACKY SHRITTTTS
AND POTATOESSSSS
ITS THE SONG OF WHEAT FIELDS AND COWS
LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A HOT FROG
SITTIN ON A RUSTY BEERCAN
IT REMINDED MYSELF OF MY CHILDREN
AND A SHELF FULL OF OLD THINGS
AND PRETTY LIT BONFIRES
OHHH WHEAT FIELDS AND COWWWSSSS
A SIMPLE HOUSE
AND MOMMA MAKIN FRIED CHICKENNNNN
AND TACKY SHRIRTS
AND POTATOES
THIS IS THE SONG OF WHEAT FIELDS AND COWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CX
Woo, go Sarah! Sing is so loud that the momma making fried chicken hears you! XDD
Delete*Starts singing with her*
Help me
ReplyDeleteI just finished my dt homework and my desk looks like...
*scratches chin*
You know those really hairy beardy men. It looks like a really hairy beardy man's beard.
I tried to comb the paper but no use
The mess is also on my bed.
#kraftsleepsinpaper
So um I guess I'll climb my shelving unit and sleep on top of it. SO MUCH MESS
so now I'll be up until 10 pm cleaning my room.
Good job, kraft. Good job.
Also I'm hyped cuz me and a friend are going shopping tomorrow and I'm going to spend a ton of money on getting more aj toys.
I only need... 14 more pet houses to get the peacock tail. And 80-something (ugh I can't do simple math rn) to get my dream item.
RIP KRAFT'S MONEY 2K16
I'LL STILL BE AFTER THE ALPHA SWORD WHEN IM FLIPPING 17 ARSGBFJEGDJJDNSHDKDBEJRJFFUZZLESEHEJB
-Raft
Om now I'm calling myself raft.
AJKraft-Jkraft-Kraft-Raft-Aft-ft-t
Stylish name.
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Delete*Warning-overdoses of this product because of VERY hairy desks may harm you, causing serious damage to your brain. Unless you're already crazy. Then go ahead and spray it all over you.*
Oh gosh. Chill out, Swirl! The world is NOT a commercial!
Do you like it though? XD
XDDDD
Ooh, now I know where you're sleeping tonight. On top of your shelving unit. ):D
Haha just kidding. If I tried to be a stalker, this is what would happen:
*Person is sleeping in bed*
*Peeks around side of house*
*Tries to tiptoe to the window*
*Trips over hose, screams, and falls into a bucket*
Person- What was that!?
Me- Um...uh...not a stalker, that's for sure! Nope. Not a stalker like me! It was...er...uh...YOU! Go back to bed!
Person-...?
*Starts cracking up because I'm weird*
WOO! I LOVE blowing money on AJ toys!!!!!!!!!!! XD
:O
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!!!
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD, won't we all. I'm too lazy to get all those houses though. Plus, I don't even have room on my tiny AJ shelf XD!
Yes, it is very stylish, Kraft-Raft. XDDDD
Great Mira, that was a long comment!
Delete๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I LOAF YOUR COMMERCIAL! ๐
DeleteAs for the cow song.. I have no words. e3e I thought it was funny at first, but the part about the beer can got me.. Not a big fan of that part..
Remember, God made YOU!
P.S I don't mean for this comment to be insulting, so sorry!
XDDDD OH, that was funny!! XD
DeleteI sleep in a closet. O.o Literally! I put my bed in there. It's a pretty big walk-in one, so.... Yeah. CX I think I have reverse claustrophobia. (Plus I share a room. :/ No one is allowed in my closet though. Lol C;)
I write in there, draw in there, blog in there... no waitaminute I'm on the couch right now... I can't drink coffee in there, so some of my time is spent at the kitchen table. (Which is where I am right now. [time-traveling edit from end of comment] :P)
There's a mini-fan, and a little shelf that's supposed to be for shoes but I use it for books, pencils, and the like (not to mention my stand of 100 gel pens). I might like to show you a picture sometime. *plans a way to take a picture while revealing absolutely no personal info* Hrmmmm.... ):|
I also do Pinterest in there. Guys, I warn you. Don't go near that app unless you wanna lose half your time in doing something absolutely useless but entirely fun.
My warning is complete. Ignore it at your peril. CX
(DXplorergirl)
@Gracie
DeleteTHANK YOUU!!!
Ah, yeah. Don't worry. It's all gone! We don't even know who drank it! XDD
Oh the mystery!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
@Kara (Oh gosh I thought you were Kraft without looking at the top or bottom names XD)
Why thank you! I'm thinking of filming it and asking YouTube to publish it as an ad before videos.
XD, no I'm not. I should be thinking that, though.
Aw, lucky! All our closets are tiny! I love my closet so much though, because all my LPS and MLP and AJ toys are st up in there. I've also got a bin-box of stuffed animals I couldn't fit anywhere else, XD!
I don't let anyone in my closet either. Not unless I'm watching closely, anyway!
Sounds nicer to blog in a closet rather than in the dining room, where I just my sister get in trouble and heard my mom yell at her. Not to mention the big white dog that's so desperate for attention that she sticks her nose and paw on me until I get annoyed and push her away.
Ooo, that sounds nice! You should TOTALLY take a picture of it! Don't worry, I won't try to find out your info or anything. I don't even know how to. XD
Pinterest seems fun! If only I could use it...
Dang it now I need to write a story about the story behind that beercan and why it reminded them of their children.
DeleteActually thinking about it that's quite sad that they think of their kids when they see a beercan. Heh...
-kraft
Oh yes backstory yes yes!!!! XDDD!
DeleteOh yeah...:o
The mystery...
Here's a random fact to do with country music.
ReplyDeleteFor the CMA awards 2016, they made a song called forever country, featuring tons of country artists. I was humming one of the songs in it, Country Roads, in school and one of my friends started singing along and I was like
"how do you know it"
"we did it in music"
LIKE WHAT?? MY OTHER FRIENDS' CLASS DID COUNTRY ROADS IN MUSIC AND MY CLASS DIDNT.
SCREAMS
SCREAMS
YELLS
SCREAMS
-รJKRรFลข
Heh gotta love those fancy letters
XDDDDDDDDDD
DeleteOk... wowXD
ReplyDeleteIt's beautiful, isn't it?
DeleteWhen are you going to do the pictures of nature???
ReplyDelete*King TOugh Bunny
As a matter of fact, I think I'll do them this weekend! :D
DeleteOMG
ReplyDeleteI WAS IN THE CAR TODAY AND THERE WAS A SHED PLACE THAT SELLS SHEDS AND THERE WAS A GIANT BANNER WITH A PICTURE OF DONALD TRUMP SAYING "YOU CAN'T TRUMP OUR SHEDS"
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE OML
-KRAFT
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DeleteWhy is your life so interesting XDDDD
Idk
DeleteI'm a weird child so a lot of supernatural things happen to me
Lol literally the same day we drove past a farm called Dares farm. DareIsFarmerComfirmed2K16
-Kraft
Dare's Farm, XD!
DeleteThat means EVERYONE in AJ named Daredevil owns that farm XD!!
Great Str Cln that was a long comment!
ReplyDeletebtw if you are wondering how to pronounce that the Str is Stir and the Cln is Glen with a C
Stir Clen, XD!
DeleteWowie. This song deserves a ton of rewards! XDDD *claps*
ReplyDelete*starts humming*
and then I saw a wheat field... XD
Right!? XD
Delete