The Psychotic School

Me: *Walks out with a monocle on*
You Guys: Um... Swirl? What are you doing?
Me: *Speaks in accent* Why hello, fellow Jamaasians! It's a pleasure to meet you! *Bows*
You Guys: You know us already...
Me: ...
Me: Then it's a pleasure to post for you! *Adjusts monocle*
You Guys: ...
Me: ...
You Guys: Stop.
Me: Okay, fine! :1


I've been wanting to use that intro for a while now, XD!
Anyways, let's get on with this post, shall we?


Alright, so, do you guys remember this post I made a while back, about that funny party experience? Well, today's post will be a lot like that! (Except without me trying to sound cool by saying swag. Eheheheh...) 
I went to the Back-To-School Party (or is it the Schoolhouse Party now? I know it is on Play Wild, but I didn't check on AJ.) on AJ yesterday... and ohhhh man, some seriously hilarious drama broke out as soon as I arrived!

You Guys: SWIRL JUST TELL US ALREADYYYYY!

Okay, okay, fine! I'll start from the beginning.


Once I had logged onto AJ, I saw that the Back-To-School Party was going on at the moment. I hadn't been there yet this year, so I spawned in, changed into my back-to-school outfit that I use every year, and hopped around as my bunny. I left it sitting there for a moment to go on another tab, and when I clicked back onto the AJ one, a coyote had come up to me and was saying this:

I replied "No... I'm a bunny. An AJ bunny. And just because I wear these glasses doesn't mean I'm a nerd."

They just ignored that and said this:

I finally realized that this person was roleplaying. I just replied with "O.O", because I was NOT roleplaying.
Suddenly, this arctic wolf, who was another roleplayer, came up and said something like "You have no right to do that to her! D:(" He decided to "save" me from the "bully".

Things started to get intense, and it turned into this huge fight...

 "Get away weirdo" vs. a karate kick. Hmm.
Then, all of a sudden, someone hit someone else with a sword.

 Yeah... uh... pretty sure most school roleplays don't involve weapons.

The battle rages on... dun dun dun!

The arctic wolf, without warning, "picked me up" and put me in a classroom, closing the "door" behind him, then continued fighting.

Yeah... this was basically the chat for a long while. People were watching and screaming that kids were hurting each other, as you can see.
By now, the coyote had decided to randomly change into some kind of... phoenix crocodile.

Yup... um... he/she had flaming wings now.
At school.
And was growling and scratching.
At school.
And the arctic wolf was throwing her into a building.
AT SCHOOL.

Anyways, they kept on fighting for a while. I got bored of watching them, and walked around to see what else was happening in the party. After a few minutes, I saw... uh... this:

Apparently, some fox was, uh, eating the "ended" wolf.
AT SCHOOL.
I said, "Woah woah woah, I thought this was a school roleplay?" (BTW, I'm the cheetah in the Nerd Glasses and white Phantom Hoodie.)
The tan-and-white arctic wolf, who had seemingly stopped fighting, replied "Not anymore, if you haven't noticed."

Another arctic wolf had also joined the roleplay- the one with the pink Wings and Sparkly Head Bow.

Yeah... um... this happened.

And this is just pure chaos right here. First of all, creepy, gorey fox, I didn't even see anyone ASK what was wrong with you.
There's also a purple-and-white arctic wolf, who's mad... at something, a barfing polar bear attacking people, another arctic wolf (the one with wings. AT A SCHOOL.) saying "I'm not ok" to anyone who was listening, and my savior arctic wolf dude, who was saying goodbye.

But WAIT! There's MORE!

Crazy phoenix-croc returned!
...And a sloth who wanted friends, apparently.
They were fighting again, so I stepped in and tried to get them to stop.
Yeah, it, uh, didn't work.
After another minute or two, the croc says this to someone:

"Woah woah woah!" I typed. "You were literally attacking everyone a minute ago. Now you're saying they're cute?"
*Sigh*
I REALLY don't think this person understands roleplaying.
And yet, the pink arctic wolf with the Wings blushed and thanked them.

Aaand we're back to the powerplaying.
Yeah, uh, no one really cared that this phoenix croc had "ended" them. Hehe.

Well, no wonder they were acting so odd! They're some kind of... firey... alien-croc-thing.

AT. SCHOOL.

Anyways, the pink arctic wolf replied "Okay. What if I don't take you?"

Phoenix Croc: "Then I will use my lightning and fire powers to destroy you all."

Pink Arctic Wolf: "Oh no, don't do that to them! I'll take you."

But then, the croc-person pointed out that they needed one more thing.

One person: "Ew."

Pink Arctic Wolf: "Oh okay."

She did.

And then, all of a sudden, the phoenic croc wasn't interested in going to another planet anymore. Instead, they typed, "I'll be good if someone says something nice to me."

Surprisingly, everyone started saying stuff like this. I thought they'd just ignore that croc, but nope- he/she actually got them all to compliment him/her!
And with that...

Ignore me saying "... hi." XD!
The evil phoenix croc magically turned into a cute Spring Bunny with Friendship Armor on!
(At. School.)

Aaaand then, long story short, the purple-and-white arctic wolf insulted the polar bear, the croc-who-was-now-a-bunny used its powers on her, and after a few minutes, the party was empty.
Man, what an... interesting school day.






XD! So yeah, there's my story! That's Animal Jam schools for ya: you get bullies, who are actually phoenix crocs, who are ACTUALLY nice bunnies, long fights, magical powers, and very, VERY, confusing plot twists.
Overall, this school is by FAR... the weirdest school I have ever seen in my entire AJ life. And I once visited a school that was for "magical creatures" (or something like that) .

Anyways, I really hope you guys enjoyed this post about this chaotic school! I'll be very busy tomorrow, going to (hopefully) both Ja's and Violet's AJ parties, AND making my scheduled post on the AJAC, so hopefully, if you're online, you'll see me tomorrow! If not, then remember to PARTY HARD, BE KIND, and JAM ON, and I'll see you all soon! :D

P.S. This also happened.

Yeah. I... um.. maybe she meant the phoenix croc? I really dunno- it was so insane there that she could've been talking to one of those other arctic wolves.

















P.P.S. Also, the reason mah savior arctic wolf guy is in a lot of other later pictures is because he said he would leave, and then he didn't. XDD!