Saturday, August 12, 2017

The Psychotic School

Me: *Walks out with a monocle on*
You Guys: Um... Swirl? What are you doing?
Me: *Speaks in accent* Why hello, fellow Jamaasians! It's a pleasure to meet you! *Bows*
You Guys: You know us already...
Me: ...
Me: Then it's a pleasure to post for you! *Adjusts monocle*
You Guys: ...
Me: ...
You Guys: Stop.
Me: Okay, fine! :1

I've been wanting to use that intro for a while now, XD!
Anyways, let's get on with this post, shall we?

Alright, so, do you guys remember this post I made a while back, about that funny party experience? Well, today's post will be a lot like that! (Except without me trying to sound cool by saying swag. Eheheheh...) 
I went to the Back-To-School Party (or is it the Schoolhouse Party now? I know it is on Play Wild, but I didn't check on AJ.) on AJ yesterday... and ohhhh man, some seriously hilarious drama broke out as soon as I arrived!


Okay, okay, fine! I'll start from the beginning.

Once I had logged onto AJ, I saw that the Back-To-School Party was going on at the moment. I hadn't been there yet this year, so I spawned in, changed into my back-to-school outfit that I use every year, and hopped around as my bunny. I left it sitting there for a moment to go on another tab, and when I clicked back onto the AJ one, a coyote had come up to me and was saying this:
I replied "No... I'm a bunny. An AJ bunny. And just because I wear these glasses doesn't mean I'm a nerd."

They just ignored that and said this:
I finally realized that this person was roleplaying. I just replied with "O.O", because I was NOT roleplaying.
Suddenly, this arctic wolf, who was another roleplayer, came up and said something like "You have no right to do that to her! D:(" He decided to "save" me from the "bully".
Things started to get intense, and it turned into this huge fight...
 "Get away weirdo" vs. a karate kick. Hmm.
Then, all of a sudden, someone hit someone else with a sword.
 Yeah... uh... pretty sure most school roleplays don't involve weapons.

The battle rages on... dun dun dun!
The arctic wolf, without warning, "picked me up" and put me in a classroom, closing the "door" behind him, then continued fighting.
Yeah... this was basically the chat for a long while. People were watching and screaming that kids were hurting each other, as you can see.
By now, the coyote had decided to randomly change into some kind of... phoenix crocodile.
Yup... um... he/she had flaming wings now.
At school.
And was growling and scratching.
At school.
And the arctic wolf was throwing her into a building.

Anyways, they kept on fighting for a while. I got bored of watching them, and walked around to see what else was happening in the party. After a few minutes, I saw... uh... this:
Apparently, some fox was, uh, eating the "ended" wolf.
I said, "Woah woah woah, I thought this was a school roleplay?" (BTW, I'm the cheetah in the Nerd Glasses and white Phantom Hoodie.)
The tan-and-white arctic wolf, who had seemingly stopped fighting, replied "Not anymore, if you haven't noticed."
Another arctic wolf had also joined the roleplay- the one with the pink Wings and Sparkly Head Bow.
Yeah... um... this happened.
And this is just pure chaos right here. First of all, creepy, gorey fox, I didn't even see anyone ASK what was wrong with you.
There's also a purple-and-white arctic wolf, who's mad... at something, a barfing polar bear attacking people, another arctic wolf (the one with wings. AT A SCHOOL.) saying "I'm not ok" to anyone who was listening, and my savior arctic wolf dude, who was saying goodbye.

But WAIT! There's MORE!
Crazy phoenix-croc returned!
...And a sloth who wanted friends, apparently.
They were fighting again, so I stepped in and tried to get them to stop.
Yeah, it, uh, didn't work.
After another minute or two, the croc says this to someone:
"Woah woah woah!" I typed. "You were literally attacking everyone a minute ago. Now you're saying they're cute?"
I REALLY don't think this person understands roleplaying.
And yet, the pink arctic wolf with the Wings blushed and thanked them.
Aaand we're back to the powerplaying.
Yeah, uh, no one really cared that this phoenix croc had "ended" them. Hehe.
Well, no wonder they were acting so odd! They're some kind of... firey... alien-croc-thing.
Anyways, the pink arctic wolf replied "Okay. What if I don't take you?"
Phoenix Croc: "Then I will use my lightning and fire powers to destroy you all."
Pink Arctic Wolf: "Oh no, don't do that to them! I'll take you."
But then, the croc-person pointed out that they needed one more thing.
One person: "Ew."
Pink Arctic Wolf: "Oh okay."
She did.
And then, all of a sudden, the phoenic croc wasn't interested in going to another planet anymore. Instead, they typed, "I'll be good if someone says something nice to me."

Surprisingly, everyone started saying stuff like this. I thought they'd just ignore that croc, but nope- he/she actually got them all to compliment him/her!
And with that...
Ignore me saying "... hi." XD!
The evil phoenix croc magically turned into a cute Spring Bunny with Friendship Armor on!
(At. School.)
Aaaand then, long story short, the purple-and-white arctic wolf insulted the polar bear, the croc-who-was-now-a-bunny used its powers on her, and after a few minutes, the party was empty.
Man, what an... interesting school day.

XD! So yeah, there's my story! That's Animal Jam schools for ya: you get bullies, who are actually phoenix crocs, who are ACTUALLY nice bunnies, long fights, magical powers, and very, VERY, confusing plot twists.
Overall, this school is by FAR... the weirdest school I have ever seen in my entire AJ life. And I once visited a school that was for "magical creatures" (or something like that) .

Anyways, I really hope you guys enjoyed this post about this chaotic school! I'll be very busy tomorrow, going to (hopefully) both Ja's and Violet's AJ parties, AND making my scheduled post on the AJAC, so hopefully, if you're online, you'll see me tomorrow! If not, then remember to PARTY HARD, BE KIND, and JAM ON, and I'll see you all soon! :D

P.S. This also happened.
Yeah. I... um.. maybe she meant the phoenix croc? I really dunno- it was so insane there that she could've been talking to one of those other arctic wolves.

P.P.S. Also, the reason mah savior arctic wolf guy is in a lot of other later pictures is because he said he would leave, and then he didn't. XDD!


  1. Oh my Gosh. That's such a violent roleplaying. When I went to the party the popular girls where befriending the nerdey bunnies'

    1. Yeah... dunno who had the idea to make a school roleplay into... THAT. Normally, I see everyone walking around with 'friends' and having classes at that party!

  2. That's was a very interesting role play thereXD

  3. How on earth is calling someone a nerd offensive o.O I am a complete nerd not going to lie XD

    Why are AJ schools so mad and violent...?

    We shall never know.

    One time I went to the AJ school party as one of my male characters and despite my username including a girls name I got followed by a trail of SCARY girl arctic wolves. When I said "I'm a girl" they all started crying?? Yeah pretty bizarre.


    1. XD, so am I. I'm over here still watching Disney Channel while most of the people at my school are watching real TV shows that are, like, rated R or something.
      Being a nerd is better. XD!

      XD, who knows?

      Oh... wow. O.O

  4. Oh my goodness. I have no words XDDD
    Those were some vury violent bullies, thats for sure...

    Some people will do legit anything to get an 'AJ boyfrind'

    1. XD, yeah, it definitely wasn't a normal school I walked into! XD!

      Yep, basically. :1

  5. Oh my.. XD I wouldn't have thought that school could be world war 3!

  6. Well... Uh...

    That's one way to start a school year?


  7. Oh good golly *laughs for a long time* Help! XDDD That's hilarious, Swirl!


    1. XDD! This has got to be one of the weirdest places I've walked into on AJ. It may be #2, because that Sarepia Forest visit was one to remember. XD!

    Important birthday invite! Spread the word :P

    By the way my birthday is actually in early September, but I'll be in Canada then so I'm having an early party


    1. Thanks! Set an alarm! :D

      Mine's in early September too! :D

  9. By the way I really hope I haven't planned it on a school day since I know most Americans go back soon. If I have, the date will be SATURDAY but at the same time :)

    1. Gotcha! I don't THINK that's the week I go back to school, but if it is, I'll tell you!

  10. Looks like my school has arrived in Animal Jam O.O

    -Join the students' Facebook chatroom to swear with friends!
    -For us, every day is exam day!
    -Fun activities such as stealing stuff from nearby shops and rock throwing included!!!

    My school is great wowowow

    I only like one part of my school, the classroom we're getting this year. It has a computer. Like wow advanced technology (clapclap)

    1. XD!

      Woah, kids at your school steal stuff from shops? O.O
      Do they get caught? XDD!

      Alsooo, I can relate to that first part, hehe! Basically, 97% percent of the kids at my school go around swearing and thinking they're cool. Eheheheheh...
      *Whispers* If I didn't have friends at my school, I would absolutely want to go to a private school.

      Technologyyyyyyy! XD!







    *wipes tears from eyes* Ah, this is so funny! XD I LOVED IT, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SWIRL!!!! :DDDD

    1. XDDDD, yay! I'm super super happy you liked it! I love when I see stuff like this going on around Jamaa, XD! I immediately think "OOOOH THIS WILL MAKE AN AWESOME BLOG POST!" XD!

      Honestly, though, thank you very much for this comment Lost! :D

    2. Ah, yes, same here!!! XD A few days ago, I wish I had taken pictures of a conversation but I DIDN'T AND NOW I REGRET IT!! D: Two people were talking super weirdly and I found it funny even though, uh, the topic they were talking about is NOT funny... So maybe it's a good thing I can't post it... (It was about, uh, divorce but I think they were just girls joking in a weird way. o,o)

      You're so welcome!! I just had to comment on it even though it wasn't the newest post. :D

    3. XDD, ah, the weird, weird people of Animal Jam. :3


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