A VERY Odd Juice Hut Visit! (A Not-So-Short AJ Story!)

Me: *Has headphones on* I WANDER AROUND THE STORE AGAIN AND AGAIN

You Guys: ...?

Me: BUT ALL I DO IS SHRUG

You Guys: Er... Swirl?

Me: CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT TO GET THEM

You Guys: Swirl.

Me: AND I'M READY TO SAY

You Guys: Swi-

Me: BLOG HUMBUG

You Guys: SWIRL!!!

Me: BLOG BLOG-BLOG-BLOG-BLOG

You Guys: *Screams* SWIIIIIIRLLLLLLLL!!!

Me: BLOG HUMB- wha? *Takes headphones off*

Me: *Looks over* Oh, hi guys! When did you get here?

You Guys: SWIRL. THE POST?

Me: OH! OH YES, THAT!

^

SOOOOORRY FOR ALL THIS USELESS JUNK!

I was still singing. Sorry, XD!

WHAT!? I'm listening to a Christmas music playlist I made, and it was on Humbug! And I wanted to sing Sarah's version! And-

OOOOOH PEPPERMINT WINTER'S ON!!!!

You Guys: SWIRL.

Eheheheh... okay, I'll stop. Or attempt to, anyway.

AAAAANYWAY...

Can you guys BELIEVE that Christmas is only 4 days away?! Like, how on Earth did it come around so fast?!

But I'm super excited, and I hope everyone else is too! Christmas is definitely my favorite holiday (although if my birthday counts, they're tied, XD)!!

But today, I'm actually not here to talk about Christmas!

*Pulls out a chair and takes out a big old-fashioned storybook and opens it*

*Talks in grandma voice* Sit down, children, and let me tell you the story of... *pauses for dramatic effect*... "The Juice Hut Fiasco".

XDD! Okay, I'll talk normally now!

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Alright!

So, on Tuesday, a lot of us bloggers got on AJ to help Lost take some pictures! We went around to lots of different locations, and our final one was Captain Melville's Juice Hut in Crystal Sands.

So, we went in there, got into our positions... and then- here's the first, smaller part- in comes a skin-colored-and-pink arctic wolf. I'll just call her "pink arctic wolf" in this story, XD!

So she came in, and I guess she thought we were having a party or something, or recording, because she walked RIGHT in the middle, in front of Lost, and started dancing like us.

But then we started saying something, and, after staying pretty silent this whole time, she started saying it too!!

And we were talking about Bold Bananas. Which that arctic wolf has most likely NEVER heard of (if she has, that's kinda freaky. O.O). 

So, uh... yeah, she apparently REALLY wanted to be included!

But then, we all stopped dancing after the picture was taken, and she...

ACK, WHAT DID SHE SAY AGAIN?!

Um...

I think it was something like "Let's keep going guys!"

And then she kept typing what we had been saying.

Over.

And Over.

And OVER!

XDD! Honestly, it was pretty funny, the way she just jumped in and acted like she knew what was going on!

BUT THEN

OHHHH MAN GUYS

THIS IS THE GOOD PART!

XD!

Suddenly, a non-member white bunny walked in. She immediately went up to that little stage, sat behind the microphone, and said:

So we all got to listen to her... uh... GREAT, "original" (I wonder if it actually IS...) song!

I sadly didn't get many more pictures, because I was too busy cracking up behind my computer screen and shouting stuff with a lot of "XD's" on another tab. Heheh...

While I was wasting precious screen-shot time, Lost conveniently wrote down all the lyrics to this bunny's wonderful songs!

XD! Thanks Lost!

Here's exactly what she "sang" for the first song, apparently called "Why Don't You Care", as you can see in that picture above. Again, credit to Lost for writing all this and emailing it to me, hehe!

Why Don’t You Care

Oooooh

U said I was the only one

But now…

U don’t rlly care

U never really did

Y don’t u care!

About

Meeeeee

I thought I was finally happy

And im jealous

That ur happy without me

Of the way u said goodbye to her

U never talked to me like that

So sweet and kind

So now

I need to ask

Did u ever care

Or was it all a lie

Even tho

And no why would it be a lie?

U said u cared

Was it rlly true

Or did u just say that to make me smile

……

Ohhhhh

And here's another picture I took of the chat!

Now wasn't that song delightful? XDD!

I have to say, this bunny didn't exactly make up (or so she says) the... uh... HAPPIEST songs.

As soon as she finished her first one, and we were all applauding because of it's sheer beauty, she typed "ty ty", and immediately started another one, called "The One That Got Away".

I think that one might be a real song. I swear I've heard "the one that got away" in a song before, but that's all I know.

So here's the second one!

WARNING: This one is quite odd. Like, seriously.

The One That Got Away

It was the summer after

High

School

When we first met

We would make up in our mustang

To radio head

And on my

Ate tent birthday

We got matching tattles

Used to stealing ur parents like and climb to the roof

We'd talk about our future like we had a clue

Never dreamt that one day

I'd be losing you

IN ANOTHER LIFE

I WOULD BE URS

We'd keep all our promises

Its us against the world

In another life

I would be urs

And I wont have said a word

But ur the one who got away

The one who got awayyy

Ooh woahh

Ooh woahh

The one that got away

The one..

That got away

So... yeah.

Not-

WAIT.

WHY IS IT PUTTING A SPACE THERE?!

DID I TELL YOU TO DO THAT COMPUTER?!

NO

I DID NOT.

*Sigh* What did I do.

OH!
I FIXED IT!!!
WOOHOO!
XD!
Sorry- technical difficulties, eheheheh!


So, where was I?
Ah, yes. The end of the second song.

Yeah. So... that was the second one. Personally, I think that's a real song, but she didn't exactly say that one was "original", so... yeah.
As I was saying, not exactly the most... how do you put this... clean, maybe (not as in bad words or anything)?
You get the point.
That one line was really odd... but also SUPER hilarious, because of the way she typed it!
My personal favorite part of the song was "Used to stealing your parents"!
Like... WOAH
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A PARENT-NAPPER OVER HERE!!!
XDDD! But seriously, you guys have NO IDEA how hard I was cracking up at that line!
Oh, and "matching tattles"! XDDD!
It was obviously supposed to be tattoos, but it's still so funny to me! XDD!

*Pauses for a second to listen to The Christmas Song by Owl City*
Ah, this song is so pretty.
*Hums along to the chorus*
No, Owl City is NOT the only music I listen to! I listen to tons of other songs! It's just that a pretty good majority of them are Owl City... eheheh!

Okay, sorry. I had to just let myself get into it for a second there. Hehe!

Anyways, after saying "ty ty" again after finishing the second song, the bunny ran off the stage and kinda just... disappeared. She obviously left the room, of course, but it was odd how she just went... poof. XDD!


*Closes storybook and adjusts reading glasses* The End.


So... er... yeah! That's my story for ya!
It honestly was super funny, guys.
Some of you were there- you know what I mean! XDD!



Well guys, thank you so much for reading! That is, if you made it this far! XD!
Thanks for putting up with me for this long post- and sorry, I seem to be a bit hyper tonight, hehe!

You Guys: A BIT?!

Okay, okay, I'm VERY hyper tonight. XDD!
But hopefully you guys had enough time to read this super-long post and enjoy the true story! XD!
Here, have a link to a really good, but sadly waay underrated, Christmas song!

~This Christmas Life~

Sorry it's just lyrics- haven't watched the actual video, and I always use lyric videos for my background music!
Hope ya like it! :D


Have an amazing day, everyone! Remember to PARTY HARD, BE FESTIVE, and JAM ON!!!
Swirl OUT! *drops mic*
XDD!