Thursday, December 21, 2017

A VERY Odd Juice Hut Visit! (A Not-So-Short AJ Story!)

Me: *Has headphones on* I WANDER AROUND THE STORE AGAIN AND AGAIN
You Guys: ...?
Me: BUT ALL I DO IS SHRUG
You Guys: Er... Swirl?
Me: CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT TO GET THEM
You Guys: Swirl.
Me: AND I'M READY TO SAY
You Guys: Swi-
Me: BLOG HUMBUG
You Guys: SWIRL!!!
Me: BLOG BLOG-BLOG-BLOG-BLOG
You Guys: *Screams* SWIIIIIIRLLLLLLLL!!!
Me: BLOG HUMB- wha? *Takes headphones off*
Me: *Looks over* Oh, hi guys! When did you get here?
You Guys: SWIRL. THE POST?
Me: OH! OH YES, THAT!


^
SOOOOORRY FOR ALL THIS USELESS JUNK!

I was still singing. Sorry, XD!
WHAT!? I'm listening to a Christmas music playlist I made, and it was on Humbug! And I wanted to sing Sarah's version! And-

OOOOOH PEPPERMINT WINTER'S ON!!!!

You Guys: SWIRL.

Eheheheh... okay, I'll stop. Or attempt to, anyway.





AAAAANYWAY...

Can you guys BELIEVE that Christmas is only 4 days away?! Like, how on Earth did it come around so fast?!
But I'm super excited, and I hope everyone else is too! Christmas is definitely my favorite holiday (although if my birthday counts, they're tied, XD)!!

But today, I'm actually not here to talk about Christmas!

*Pulls out a chair and takes out a big old-fashioned storybook and opens it*

*Talks in grandma voice* Sit down, children, and let me tell you the story of... *pauses for dramatic effect*... "The Juice Hut Fiasco".

XDD! Okay, I'll talk normally now!


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Alright!
So, on Tuesday, a lot of us bloggers got on AJ to help Lost take some pictures! We went around to lots of different locations, and our final one was Captain Melville's Juice Hut in Crystal Sands.
So, we went in there, got into our positions... and then- here's the first, smaller part- in comes a skin-colored-and-pink arctic wolf. I'll just call her "pink arctic wolf" in this story, XD!
So she came in, and I guess she thought we were having a party or something, or recording, because she walked RIGHT in the middle, in front of Lost, and started dancing like us.
But then we started saying something, and, after staying pretty silent this whole time, she started saying it too!!
And we were talking about Bold Bananas. Which that arctic wolf has most likely NEVER heard of (if she has, that's kinda freaky. O.O). 
So, uh... yeah, she apparently REALLY wanted to be included!
But then, we all stopped dancing after the picture was taken, and she...
ACK, WHAT DID SHE SAY AGAIN?!
Um...
I think it was something like "Let's keep going guys!"
And then she kept typing what we had been saying.
Over.
And Over.
And OVER!
XDD! Honestly, it was pretty funny, the way she just jumped in and acted like she knew what was going on!

BUT THEN
OHHHH MAN GUYS
THIS IS THE GOOD PART!
XD!

Suddenly, a non-member white bunny walked in. She immediately went up to that little stage, sat behind the microphone, and said:
So we all got to listen to her... uh... GREAT, "original" (I wonder if it actually IS...) song!
I sadly didn't get many more pictures, because I was too busy cracking up behind my computer screen and shouting stuff with a lot of "XD's" on another tab. Heheh...
While I was wasting precious screen-shot time, Lost conveniently wrote down all the lyrics to this bunny's wonderful songs!
XD! Thanks Lost!

Here's exactly what she "sang" for the first song, apparently called "Why Don't You Care", as you can see in that picture above. Again, credit to Lost for writing all this and emailing it to me, hehe!


Why Don’t You Care

Oooooh

U said I was the only one

But now…

U don’t rlly care

U never really did

Y don’t u care!

About

Meeeeee

I thought I was finally happy

And im jealous

That ur happy without me

Of the way u said goodbye to her

U never talked to me like that

So sweet and kind

So now

I need to ask

Did u ever care

Or was it all a lie

Even tho

And no why would it be a lie?

U said u cared

Was it rlly true

Or did u just say that to make me smile

……

Ohhhhh





And here's another picture I took of the chat!


Now wasn't that song delightful? XDD!
I have to say, this bunny didn't exactly make up (or so she says) the... uh... HAPPIEST songs.

As soon as she finished her first one, and we were all applauding because of it's sheer beauty, she typed "ty ty", and immediately started another one, called "The One That Got Away".
I think that one might be a real song. I swear I've heard "the one that got away" in a song before, but that's all I know.
So here's the second one!

WARNING: This one is quite odd. Like, seriously.


The One That Got Away

It was the summer after

High

School

When we first met

We would make up in our mustang

To radio head

And on my

Ate tent birthday

We got matching tattles

Used to stealing ur parents like and climb to the roof

We'd talk about our future like we had a clue

Never dreamt that one day

I'd be losing you

IN ANOTHER LIFE

I WOULD BE URS

We'd keep all our promises

Its us against the world

In another life

I would be urs

And I wont have said a word

But ur the one who got away

The one who got awayyy

Ooh woahh

Ooh woahh

The one that got away

The one..

That got away



So... yeah.
Not-
WAIT.
WHY IS IT PUTTING A SPACE THERE?!
DID I TELL YOU TO DO THAT COMPUTER?!

NO
I DID NOT.

*Sigh* What did I do.

OH!
I FIXED IT!!!
WOOHOO!
XD!
Sorry- technical difficulties, eheheheh!


So, where was I?
Ah, yes. The end of the second song.

Yeah. So... that was the second one. Personally, I think that's a real song, but she didn't exactly say that one was "original", so... yeah.
As I was saying, not exactly the most... how do you put this... clean, maybe (not as in bad words or anything)?
You get the point.
That one line was really odd... but also SUPER hilarious, because of the way she typed it!
My personal favorite part of the song was "Used to stealing your parents"!
Like... WOAH
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A PARENT-NAPPER OVER HERE!!!
XDDD! But seriously, you guys have NO IDEA how hard I was cracking up at that line!
Oh, and "matching tattles"! XDDD!
It was obviously supposed to be tattoos, but it's still so funny to me! XDD!

*Pauses for a second to listen to The Christmas Song by Owl City*
Ah, this song is so pretty.
*Hums along to the chorus*
No, Owl City is NOT the only music I listen to! I listen to tons of other songs! It's just that a pretty good majority of them are Owl City... eheheh!

Okay, sorry. I had to just let myself get into it for a second there. Hehe!

Anyways, after saying "ty ty" again after finishing the second song, the bunny ran off the stage and kinda just... disappeared. She obviously left the room, of course, but it was odd how she just went... poof. XDD!


*Closes storybook and adjusts reading glasses* The End.


So... er... yeah! That's my story for ya!
It honestly was super funny, guys.
Some of you were there- you know what I mean! XDD!



Well guys, thank you so much for reading! That is, if you made it this far! XD!
Thanks for putting up with me for this long post- and sorry, I seem to be a bit hyper tonight, hehe!

You Guys: A BIT?!

Okay, okay, I'm VERY hyper tonight. XDD!
But hopefully you guys had enough time to read this super-long post and enjoy the true story! XD!
Here, have a link to a really good, but sadly waay underrated, Christmas song!


Sorry it's just lyrics- haven't watched the actual video, and I always use lyric videos for my background music!
Hope ya like it! :D


Have an amazing day, everyone! Remember to PARTY HARD, BE FESTIVE, and JAM ON!!!
Swirl OUT! *drops mic*
XDD!







12 comments:

  1. This is legit
    The
    Best
    Post
    EVER. XDDDDD

    OH MAN I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!! And then me and you were laughing on the hangout too and oh man. *wipes tears from eyes* THAT WAS SO GOOD. XDD

    “TY TY.” OH WHY DO I FIND THAT FUNNY. XD

    Awesome post, Swirl! XD I loved it so muchhhhhhhhh! And you’re so welcome for the lyrics! :D

    OOOOH, I haven’t heard that Owl City song yet. :O Maybe. Maybe I forgot. XD

    (Pssst, just wanted to tell you that you accidentally mixed by the S with the T in lots. Sorry I noticed! DX)

    OH YEAH ALSO
    TODAY
    IS
    MY
    LAST
    DAY
    AND THEN
    BREAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! XD

    I’m so excited! More time to spend with you!!!!!! :D

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    1. *It's late rn, so I'll reply to the rest of the comment tomorrow!

      Ooh! Thanks for catching that mistake! I fixed it, so it should be good now! :D
      You're my post editor, XDD!

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    2. (Okay, back to comment!)

      XDDDD!! I KNOW RIGHT?! It was hilarious, XDD!

      XDD! I found that part funny because we hadn't even said anything yet, and she just started thanking everyone! XD!

      YAY! I'm glad you liked it, hehe!

      It's a really pretty song! :D

      WOOHOO!!!! YOU'RE ON YOUR BREAK NOW!!
      I"M SO EXCITEDDD!!! Honestly, I LOVE talking with ya every day! :D

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  2. Aha that night was so much fun.
    But also...
    I THINK I'M BREAKING THE RULES OF SWIRLSHINE ;-;
    Been having a really bad cough (very raspy, I think it's called Smoker's Cough?) and I'm constantly having to clear my throat.
    Not to mention the back of my head hurts a little, it's making me really weak.
    I DON'T LIKE THIS AAAAGH!
    *crickets*
    *silence-breaking "ahem"* Aaanyways...
    I know I've apologized for this so much but I feel like I needa say it.
    I'm so sorry I haven't been online very much. I swear, my phone is taking over my entire life nowadays. Funny how that used to be my computer.
    Eheh, my life revolves around electronics, if you can't tell.
    Buuut yeah, I'm so sorry ;-;

    On to happier topics, in the little "hitatus," I guess you can call it, I have had, I've changed a lot.
    Don't worry, I'm still Frozen, but I'm just...a tad more mature?
    I use dots a lot now too.
    But the real point is, I'm different, but in a good way!
    And my art/writing, YES LOTS OF IMPROVEMENT MAN.
    LOTS.
    GOTTA MAKE A MASTERPIECE SOON-
    *another ahem and lotsa coughing*
    If you don't mind, Swirl, I may comment a story or two here (trust me, they aren't NEAR as violent as they used to be). I'm currently writing one to give as Christmas presents.
    I really should go work on that instead of commenting here...
    Yeah, this comment's getting pretty long, lol.
    Guess I'll leave it here...for now >:3
    *dissolves into a cloud of shadows*

    *~.FrozenWarrior.~*

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  3. Oh my XD I'm laughing so hard right now! XD That song though!! XD
    Once in AJPW there was this like AJ GOT TALENT XD
    And I didn't participate but their were Jammers just singing random songs XD
    It was very uh....Weird,
    And when a bunny lost the competition, She started doing some hardcore role playing XD
    She was getting very...er.....violent XD
    She started Saying...
    I kicks the judges!
    I breaks the stage!
    I breaks the walls I
    XD I was laughing so hard!!
    You made my day with this post!!!!😂😂

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    1. OH MY GOODNESS
      XDD!
      That bunny wasn't the best sport, was she? XDDD!

      And YAY! I'm so glad!! :D

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  4. yesyesyesyes i was there
    i suggested karaoke night cuz there were people in the audience 10 times better at writing music than her
    the bloggers have flawless taste in music hmm yes
    not only were the lyrics not grammatically correct, but it was just... shallow and frankly, i don't think this kiddo is gonna make it big in her music career, unless Top 40 wants to sponsor her, 'cause there is stuff worse than this in top 40.... -coff-
    and dude, she didn't (quote-unquote) make up the "happiest songs"???? i'd like to laugh but i can't because this was just shallow and whiny and maybe worse than top 40 ehehh
    the second one she sang is a real song by Katy Perry so there ya go
    and dude don't worry about being hyper at night, i haven't been tired at all for the past week, and it is midnight as i type this and i am eating udon noodles
    anyhow, i love Lost's dedication to writing down these lyrics! wonderful :)
    this is amazing Swirl and Lost ahhh
    and it's inspired me to want to create a sort of... Blogger night, a couple times a month. we would all meet somewhere and we would share things we wrote: comedy sketches, ideas, speeches, songs... we could even just talk about stuff. 'cause a Blogger night would include ALL the fun Blogger things. and it's exclusive to Bloggers. :D
    quality friend Blogger bonding time yus
    while you listen to Owl City, imma go and listen to Lindsey Stirling and dodie. dodie has some great covers and original songs for Christmas time lolol
    i wish dodie or owl city would go up on a virtual stage in AJ and sing songs :( it'd be much more enjoyable than this kid.
    well my udon noodles are gone now so i guess it's time to say bye
    getting you and the bloggers christmas gifts, bye, lovely lovely day

    -rachelcatpaws
    "ihavethesethoughtssooftenioughttoreplacethatslotwithwhationcebought CAUSE SOMEBODY STOLE MY CAR RADIO andnow ijust sit. in. silence." (dont mind it pls)

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  5. The One That Got Away is a real song by Katy Perry.
    -Binx1184

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