YEY I WAS ON SCHEDULE AND SO THAT MEANS CHAPTER 22 IS UP!!!!

The Weirdest Visit To Sarepia EVER.

Me: Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi-

You Guys: SWIRL!

Me: Yeeeeeesssss?

You Guys: Why on earth are you so hyper?

Me: I'M NOT HYPER!!! *Bounces off walls*

You Guys: Yeah, pretty sure you are.

Me: Oh... yeah, I guess.

You Guys: So... why?

Me: Um... uh... ummmmmm... I dunno.

You Guys: *Facepalm*

Now wasn't that better than a boring old "hello" intro? 

Don't answer that question.

Anyways, I have returned, and I AM hyper... on the inside... and I have no idea why.

I would say it's because I'm finally proud of Chapter 21 of JM... but I'm not even sure if that's the complete reason.

Oh well! :P

Okay, so, if you read the title, you should know what this post is about.

Yep. The weirdest Sarepia Forest visit E-V-E-R.

Now, some of you may be thinking, "Swirl, we've all seen plenty of weird stuff happen in that forest. I doubt your visit was the absolute weirdest!"

That's where you are wrong.

Okay so probably none of you said that, but it's... um... *Can't say expression because it's not technically one*

Uh... I dunno. It's just an intro thingy.

Okay, so, yesterday, I went to Aldan (don't judge me, I don't normally go there), and, since I accidentally went into Jam Mart Clothing and couldn't get back into the Township (Aldan struggles), I decided to go to Sarepia Forest.

I actually didn't expect people to be there, since the last few times I've visited Sarepia, it's been completely empty.

Guess that was just because of how late it was or something, though. Because this time, it was PACKED.

And man, you wouldn't believe how many times I cracked up in the short time I was there.

To prove how hilariously chaotic and random it was there, I took a bazillion screenshots for you guys. YAAAAAAAAAAYYY! l:1

*WARNING: If you hate long posts... uh... don't read this.

 I love how they made 0, 014 a number. I know they probably were just using the comma as a period, but I still find it pretty funny that they they ate something in zero-thousand, zero-hundred and 14 seconds!

 That's an... interesting way to play a drum.
It might work, actually.
I'm gonna try.
*Bangs head down on a drum*
OWWWWWWW!!! OKAY NEVER MIND!!!

 #1. Coyote band? What on earth is that?
Unless...
*Looks it up*
Oh. Okay, so a group of coyotes CAN be called a band.
Ignore #1.

#2. First off, if you're being so "silent", why are you narrating it?
And second, don't you normally keep "creatures" away by making some loud noise to scare them off or something?

 #1. Yes. Yes they do.

#2. Er... a... rock... buddied you?
These people were pretending someone was a rock, I think. Not for a minute or two, though. THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE.

 Yeah, sure, why not? Now, when someone asks you that question, just eat a rock. Man, Aldaners are so smart! l:1

 O.. kay...

 Okay, I found this typo (at least, I think it was a typo) to be pretty hilarious! She's apparently eating the squirrel... while she's eating it?
Or does it mean that she ate the squirrel, and the squirrel was eating something before she ate it?
The world may never know.

 Why? I wonder that myself.

 I. Love. This. "Epic goat screaming'... XDD!

 Oh YEAH!
*Begins playing electric guitar very loudly*
Wait, I can't play electric guitar...
*Puts on electric guitar music*

 I don't know why, but the fact that she had to justify that she was looking into the fire's flames was really funny to me.
Pretty sure we all know fires have flames.

 No you don't! I CALLS BANJO!!!!!
*Shoves person out of the way and grabs banjo*

 #1. Um... yeah... I guess it is...

#2. XDD, YESSSS!!!
JUST... YEESSSSSSSS!!!!! XDDDDDDD!

 This person felt the need to point out that they just... er... "glitched".

 #1. ARE THEY THOUGH?

#2. O.O
Good for you?

 Okay... I know that this was probably a very practical roleplayer thing to do, but... what kind of person just grabs someone and runs?

 #1. See, everyone? This poor, lonely girl needs a friend!

#2. I'm sorry about that.

 Yes. Yes you do. *Walks away*
*Comes back 2 seconds later*
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND WITH NO FRIENDS!!!

 *Claps* well, good for you!

 Oh. Um... okay then.

 I'm wondering if these are song lyrics, and they probably are, but I love this comment anyway! XD!

 #1. I think this was one of the comments I cracked up at the most!
". Inhales kazoo . "
Why... I... but... how...?
*Facepalms while cracking up*

#2. I don't know, but I want one!

 How exactly do you "like"/lick the INSIDE of a nose?

 And NOW she's "liking"/licking someone... with thin plastic?

 This bunny stood there, motionless, silent, for, like, half the time I was there.
When she finally did speak, she said this. ↑
*Facepalms*
This is going to make a very odd, powerplay-y, and magical creature-y roleplay.

 Ohhh man, I just LOVE this!
Apparently, this person's "mask mark" is trying to speak to someone. Literally.

 #1. I'm sorry to say this... but... no one does that to a rock, my friend.

#2. I...
Um...
...Okay...

 Ah, yes. This is how you properly die in a roleplay. Totally how.
I get the feeling that this person just REALLY wanted to be done roleplaying and leave.

 THIS. IS. MY. FAVORITE. ONE.

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE TO SAY!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

 #1. Okay... random. Also, what does a "robotic cough" sound like?

#2. Someone... looks... like Halloween?
I think I know what they were trying to say, but I find how they worded it hilarious!

"--cries with non existant eyeballs--"

 2nd favorite! I believe it's by the same person who claimed he/she had "no eyes, mouth, or nose"
Also, "throws them in fire".
And THAT, my friends, is how you deal with your problems.

 #1. Er... corrupted jasper?

#2. Okay, this is definitely tied with my 2nd favorite!

😂😂😂😂😂

 O.O

 #1. YAY, ROCK TOPPINGS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Do you see how obsessive these people are over rocks now? Told you.

#2. Erm... why is identifying a cow intelligent?

 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 Why would you burn something like that!? And then throw it!?

 I didn't catch this person's entire comment, but I saw this at the top of the recent chat list.

 But... you just said it was a coyote...

 *Cracks up again*
OH BOY, WILL I HAVE FUN ANNOYING MY FAMILY BY CONSTANTLY SAYING THIS!!!

 Ah, yes, this is from the "rolls into it like a burrito" person. Because of her love of burritos, and because I respect that, I tried to buddy her, but I think it said her list was full or she couldn't or something.
I would've liked a burrito buddy... *sigh*

 What's a "bos"?

 There is so much going on here, I... just... oh gosh.

I love how that person just decided to "end all people" as they each did their own roleplays. That seems very logical. l:1

Audits.

*Facepalms once more*

Sometimes I really hate Warriors roleplayers.

So, basically, I walked into a very weird room. VERY weird. I was literally only in there for, like, 7 minutes, and I took all these screenshots.

Anyways, thank you guys so much for reading this post (if you made it this far)! I will see you tomorrow for a new chapter of JM! As always, remember to party hard, be kind, and, of course, JAM ON!!!

*Squeals Happily*

IT'S DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

The new, revised, and pretty darn cool (in my opinion) version of Chapter 21 is now up!!!



*Checks time*


I think I worked on it for two hours.



Oh gosh.









Well, anyways, I really, REALLY hope you guys enjoy it! I'm very pleased with this version, and I think the 2 hours I spent on this (eheh eheh... yeah) were really worth it! Tell me what you think once you read it! :D

I Need To Revise JM.

Honestly, I just hate the part where the portal is covered. It just seems like a really... um... unrealistic way to get rid of it. How else is someone who's never seen a portal before going to keep it sealed off, though?
I can't even answer that question, but there HAS to be another way. I hate how I wrote that part so much, and when I hate something I've written, I can't stop thinking about it until it's been fixed.
I know I literally just asked you guys for help, but I need it again. Do you guys have any ideas (that are better than my rushed one) for how the Blogger Portal is "gotten rid of" in that chapter?








Please give me something, I am cringing on the insiddddddeeeeeee!!!!

Finally!

Chapter 21 is upppppppp!!!!

):l

Welp, homework didn't interfere, but... uh... taking a nap and then taking a shower did. I'll read over all of your ideas, and I'll try not to fall asleep tomorrow and post JM. I apologize. Gosh, I suck at being on time. *Bangs head against wall*






Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, I am now very annoyed that this home screen owl's constantly flapping wing has a line attached to it.

HELP

Guys, I tried to write Chapter 21 of JM... and I am SO stuck. I came up with a short paragraph or two... and after that, I'm just blank. Do you guys have any ideas that would link into the story well? Because I need ideas, I'm afraid I'll have to post JM tomorrow (unless homework gets in the way, but hopefully it won't, because I'll try to be fast). I hope that's okay! I truly did try to write it today, but of course, writer's block had to hit my brain NOW, of all times.


Please post any ideas down in the comments below! :)





~Swirl

B.M.M. (Blogger Meme Masterpieces)

LOOK AT WHAT I MADEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

This one I made yesterday, so it got approved...

...and I just finished and sent in this one!

I LOAF THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smilies and Creepy Pets!

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*takes breath* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo everyone!!!!!!

Oh gosh that looks so horrible and long. It bugs me for some reason.
Oh well, I'll have to ignore it.



Anyways, guess what's coming up very very soon?

S-U-M-M-E-R!!!!!

Man, am I excited for this summer! I'm gonna practice animating, go swimming a TON, chill out at home, draw, write, and, best of all... POST MORE OFTEN!!!
That's right! I'll be a lot more active during the summer! I'll also have more time to write and plan out stories without anything else on my mind, so also expect regular Icing And Friends episodes to be making a comeback! :D
Gosh though, I'm just glad school's almost over. Even though I still have finals.
But yeah. It's been quite a stressful year.







Oh yeah, I also feel the need to put somewhere in here that Caramel, Cookie's sister, died today. RIP. But hey, she gets to be reunited with her sister, so that's good news, since I think she got kinda depressed after she died.









Ooookay, let's move on to the... uh... post part. Of the post.



First off, I wanna say that I finished a new Masterpiece a few days ago! Stop by my den if you wanna see it! :D



Second, we now know that coyotes are coming to AJ. I wanted maned wolves, but hey, coyotes are cool too. At least I was correct this time! (GET ALL MEMORIES OF THE "OH, THE NEW ANIMAL IS A WOLVERINE!" THING OUT OF YOUR HEAD. NOW. *XD*)

Very... wolf-ish.
I actually just realized how similar they look to normal AJ wolves. But still, these guys look pretty cute! I'm excited to see their design!
Although here I am, STILL waiting for peacocks. (XD)




Ooh, yes, now for the best part!!!
Yesterday, a few of us, including Ja and Gracie, got together at my den and hung out. Somebody (I can't remember who, so... uh... somebody) came in with this HILARIOUS giraffe look:

Naturally, I had to try this. Turns out, all you really need is an Egyptian Beard! They work good on most animals, but beaks probably wouldn't work well, I've been told, so maybe don't try this on birds.
But yeah! All you need is one of these beards, and, if you want it to look even more convincing, add some Rabbit Teeth!
And there you go! A true SMILY!!
They are called Smilies. Forever and ever.

XD! Here we are taking a group picture. I bought another giraffe to put this look on, but I was using a llama at the time.

We are very pretty. XD!

BECOME A SMILY TODAY!!! 👍





Finally, an idea I just came up with 2 seconds ago!!! :P





Most people try to make their AJ pets cute or cool-looking, right? Well, this time around, I'm gonna TRY making the creepiest look I can on some of those pets! I have done this many times before, and let me tell you, it is actually quite fun, XD! I don't buy them, though. It's just fun to try!
So...um... I don't have anything else to ramble on about... so let's go!!!




Let's try... a pet duck!

I know those eyes are intended to look cute, but if you make a black-colored duck, they look almost like it's blind! Well, to me, anyway.
Dang, these guys are just too cute to be creepy.



How about a hamster next?

Oddly enough, these eyes are the creepiest to me on hamsters. Again, very hard to make creepy.




Okay, I'm just gonna scroll up and down the list with my eyes closed, click on a pet, and see which one it is.




*10 seconds later*


NO NOT A PHANTOM.



*10 more seconds later*


Alright! A cat!

This looks like a Sesame Street character.






Now for a snake!

Dun dun...dun?





Let's try something that can ACTUALLY be creepy now!

That's better!






A monkey:

*Gasp* A monkey with rectangle eyes and no ears!? Man, Swirl sure is scary! :1




Now for a very red lemur.

Oh noes, he looks like he's plotting something!

A supposedly "zombie-fied" piggy:

Eh... kinda a fail here.

But here's a REAL zombie!!!

Oooooohh yes!

A scary fox:

Look at those evil eyes. Okay... so they're not technically always used as evil eyes... but whatever.

And finally, one of the creepiest looks of all, on none other than a polar bear!

THE.

NOSE.
ANNOYS.

ME.

SO.
MUCH.

WIPE YOUR NOOSSEEE BEAR!

Eh... the hyena still wins.

Okay, well, I suppose that's all I've got for today, everyone!!! I'll see you all on Sunday, or maybe sooner, if I catch you on AJ! Until we do meet again, remember to PARTY HARD, BE KIND, and JAM ON!!!!!